I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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