If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
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Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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