The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
