I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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