lets start a swedish sibling band together
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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