take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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