dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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