Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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