i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Randomize
