yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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