just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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