Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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