Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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