did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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