I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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