Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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