I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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