the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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