doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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