yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
People with herpes should wear stickers.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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