i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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