Non-Jews are for practice
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Dignity is for republicans.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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