how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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