Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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