Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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