All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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