Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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