Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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