Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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