i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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