I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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