I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Alive.
So much puke
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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