I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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