Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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