And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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