so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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