yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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