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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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