In the future we'll all be gay
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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