Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
he was CRYING into my vagina
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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