doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
