Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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