I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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