He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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