I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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