I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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