OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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