What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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