if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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