It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
two words...techno handjob
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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