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(847): View more from Illinois

Just so you know, I have a bf.

(405): View more from Oklahoma

I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.

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(305): View more from Florida

We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.

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(469): View more from Texas

The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!

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(909): View more from California

It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.

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(440): View more from Ohio

OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT

(440): View more from Ohio

COME TO THE BLANKET FORT

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(616): View more from Michigan

Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud

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(970): View more from Colorado

Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...

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