Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She made me pour olive oil on her.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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