My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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